im drinking this country out of the recession.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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