Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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