we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she looked like the before picture.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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