I can text with my tongue
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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