South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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