Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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