is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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