i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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