quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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