Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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