loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
that's an acceptable place to lick
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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