Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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