She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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