I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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birth control should be required to get into college
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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