when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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