For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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