We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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