he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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