there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
literally had 100 drinks last night.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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