idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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