I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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