thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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