im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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