At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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