Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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