I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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