Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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