His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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