His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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