You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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