wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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