hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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