That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize