I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The Olympian is in my bed
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
wow bdsm is so cute
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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