everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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