Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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