yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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