I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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