So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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