I look better un-naked...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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