did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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