We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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