I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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