So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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