Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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