Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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