i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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