I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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