I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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