Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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